Raw LLM Responses

All fun and games till they get a call from a Gen Z who can’t turn on their phone… (hint: it’s not going to go that smoothly when they say "coool!" and, "bummer!" + witness the Gen Z go OFF about AI customer service like a boomer on a recorded call. The only dialects they speak fluently are sarcasm or facetiousness or facetious sarcasm. They are gonna love this! 🙃 "press one if you would like to speak to a real live human being…" *beep* (1) "I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand that. press one if you would like to speak to a real, live human being…" **beep** (1) "I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand that. press one if you would like to speak to a real, live human being…" ***beep*** (1) "Please hold… " *a slightly warped, fuzzy recording plays a muzak orchestra version of a top 10 hit, an ear worm, from a decade ago* (Only one human being is employed and they’re not available to answer the phone. They might have died some time ago, alone in their cubicle, deep in the labyrinth of cookie-cutter cubicles, but, everyone else was laid off. The rest of the cubicles are all vacant. No one is there to find the lone customer care rep, green and bloating under the buzzing flicker of a single florescent bulb… The calls keep banking up in the automated queue, red lights flashing on the desktop screen in front of their dull, unseeing eyes. (20 minutes later) "Thank you for calling… All agents are busy. At this time. We are experiencing. Higher than normal call volume. Please try your call again, later. Goodbye." Gen Z: Why you so pressed? It’s just a recording…