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GPT4 comes up with the dumbest fucking "jokes" lmao --- Two sailors, Bob and Joe, were marooned on a deserted island. One day, they found a magic rabbit in a hat washed ashore. The rabbit, grateful to be freed, granted each sailor one wish. Bob, always thinking of his stomach, wished, "I want a ship full of delicious food!" In an instant, a ship laden with the most scrumptious food appeared. Seeing this, Joe thought carefully and said, "I feel so lonely. I wish I had a companion who understands and tolerates me." There was a puff of smoke and when it cleared, Bob found another sailor standing beside Joe. The new sailor looked remarkably familiar. In fact, it was another Bob. The rabbit chuckled and hopped back into his hat. "Be careful what you wish for, Joe. Now you've got two Bob's worth of appetite to deal with!"